"Zero Punctuation" Talkback Part 2 (WARNING: Strong Language)

[Vyse]

Our love of Yahtzee, the Brit-living-in-Australia reviewer of "Zero Punctuation", has outgrew the old thread. So, here's the new one. If you haven't seen his videos of simple art and vicious slamming, go here for the full archives or click here to see what he thought about Dragon Age II.

Spoiler

He doesn't love it.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

This week, Yahtzee reveals his true racial preference by engaging into Pokemon White.

 

[ShadowGUN]

This week, Yahtzee get his legs broken by the japanese mafia in Yakuza 4.

 

[Anyone00]

Zero Punctuation cosplay

 

[EinBebop]

That's pretty great.

 

[ShadowGUN]

This week, Yahtzee find out if his X-Box 360 can run Crysis 2.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

This week, Yahtzee sets the 3DS back a previous dimension.

 

[Vyse]

Wow. Yahtzee called Nintendo "Nicholas Cage of gaming". Don't know what to say because I like Cage.

 

[EinBebop]

Wow. Yahtzee called Nintendo "Nicholas Cage of gaming". Don't know what to say because I like Cage.

I think Yahtzee likes him too. And yet... some of his movies are complete crap. The argument being made is when he doesn't hit the ball out of the park, it's because he's tripped over the bat and is lying face-down in the mud as the ball flies over his backside. And in the case of both Nicholas Cage and Nintendo, I would agree that it's not too far from the truth.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

Wow. Yahtzee called Nintendo "Nicholas Cage of gaming". Don't know what to say because I like Cage.

We all like Nicholas good sir.

But when he is awesome he is awesome, but when he drops, he drops HARD and I think like EinBebop, that's what Yahtzee was getting at.

 

[Vyse]

We all like Nicholas good sir.

But when he is awesome he is awesome, but when he drops, he drops HARD and I think like EinBebop, that's what Yahtzee was getting at.

I like Cage, too. I just prefer him at his craziest. And, I wasn't going to elaborate on that sentence.

On-topic, I'm glad Yahtzee and I think the same in that StreetPass was probably designed only for Japan.

 

[EinBebop]

A broken TV and the recent Pokemon review inspired me to confiscate my roommate's forgotten DS and finally give a Pokemon game a runthrough. But now I want to catch them all, and I have noone to trade with! My niece and nephews are too young, and if anyone my age plays it, they're not going to admit it.

I don't know if you can anonymously trade Pokemon, but I got to thinking the only way I was likely to find anyone to connect with would be to go hang outside at a junior high school at lunchtime (actually, I think Yahtzee alluding to that in his review)... and people who look like me don't need to be loitering around schools in the middle of the day unless they're looking to strike up a conversation with the police and be on the 'usual suspects' list whenver Billy doesn't come home from school.

So i found the whole bit in this 3ds review about stealing children's innocence was particularly amusing for me.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

This week, Yahtzee wonders if Portal 2 leaves a much sweeter taste in his mouth than the cakeless but great lie that was the first game.

 

[Vyse]

Because SOCOM 4 ticked him off, Yahtzee decides to tackle the miserable little pile of secrets called Castlevania: Symphony of the Night for the very first time.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

This week Yahtzee enacts a reviewtality on Mortal Kombat.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

This week, Yahtzee returns from the brink to review Edge... erm... returns from the edge to review Brink.

 

[ShadowGUN]

This week, Yahtzee get confidential with L.A. Confidential err I mean L.A. Noire.

 

[Vyse]

This week, Yhatzee plays The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings and gets a feeling of deja vu.

 

[Anyone00]

Oh, come on Yahtzee if you played it trough to the end you could have complained alot about the end.

 

[Vyse]

For those of you expecting him to review Duke Nukem Forever (for real) or inFamous 2 or talk about E3 2011, here's his review of Hunted: The Demon's Forge because he made the video about 2 weeks ago.

However, instead of an E3 video, we get 2 E3 articles from Yahtzee. Part 1 is the first parties and out now. Part 2 is about the third parties and will be out next week.