So, I've been trying to reformat the entire hard drive from the ground up. Unfortunately, in a classic catch-22 situation, the computer, though it will inexplicably read audio CD for iTunes last I checked, even though iTunes says that said peripherals are missing. The printer is still on the fritz (hence the desire, now that everything is backed up on an external hard drive, to simply reformat), and when I try to open things in IE,
they pop up in Firefox (WTH?). The computer, furthering my belief that Windows update is at the root of all of this, keeps trying to download updates when shut down which it cannot, and bring up the dreaded blue-screen DOS prompt of death when I try to start the computer up again. My brother discovered some way around this and back into Explorer, as I can post this, but that's just messed up. Oh, and I get no audio through the speakers. Just through headphones. And my car just broke down too

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