C&C - Sword Art Online - "To The World Tree" [11/30]

[Lord Dalek]

LAST TIME: Kirito logged into the horrible monstrosity that is ALFheim Online only to walk right smack into the final arc of Oreimo (no really! Sugu's played by Aya Taketatsu!).

THIS WEEK: The final Sword Art Online of 2013 (not counting the feature length recap/special airing on Tokyo MX, New Year's Eve) has Kirito... doing nothing and more hair licking.... HAVE FUN WATCHING AKIRA NEXT WEEK KIDS!

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SOURCE OF ADAPTATION: Sword Art Online 003 "Fairy Dance" - Chapter 3

"Leafa is making enemies leaving her area and group to team up with Kirito. On their way to neutral Territory, they speak more of the rules and areas of the ALO."

DAISUKI.

And your comedy for tonight.

[video=youtube;UMw4yApUatE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMw4yApUatE[/video]

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time:

"MWAAAH HA HA HA HA! I AM SO TRANSPARENTLY EVIL!! SO EVIL THAT I'VE HIJACKED THE MINDS OF MANY PLAYERS FROM SWORD ART ONLINE AND TRANSFERRED THEM INTO THIS SIMILAR GAME TO USE IN MY VERY EVIL MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENTS WITH WHICH I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR SOMETHING!! PLUS I'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE AND PLAN TO MARRY YOU IN THE REAL WORLD AGAINST YOUR WILL SO I CAN DO UNSPEAKABLE AND PERVERTED THINGS TO YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODY!! AND THE WORST PART IS THAT I'M DOING ALL THIS FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN BECAUSE I AM SO TRANSPARENTLY EVIL!! MWAHH HA HA HA HAAA! I HAVE NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER!!"

I got sick off bad cheese at Thanksgiving dinner. Have I the stomach for another episode of THIS?

At least we'll be getting movies all next month...

 

[Hypeathon]

Last time:

I still can't believe you guys didn't figure out right away that Leafa and Suguha are the same person. I mean..... c'mon! The jailbait juggs were a dead giveaway.

Anyway, on tonight's episode:

Now the the hilarious, incestual unrequited romance of a train wreck begins. Popcorn anyone? Anyone?

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on SAO: Elf stuff, I dunno. *sigh* Finally we get a break from show after tonight.

And before you say it Kitschensyngk; yes, you miss Eureka Seven.

 

[animePWNS]

She hated VR even though she wasn't around in the days of Virtual Boy.

 

[Nobodyman]

I got sick off bad cheese at Thanksgiving dinner.

More enjoyable than this, I'm sure.

 

[Gatomon41]

Last Time: Creeper Alert!

That one paranoid elf is a guy?

 

[Lord Dalek]

Last time on SAO: An idiot who won't shut up entered a game to do battle with a cliched villain only to get stuck in a bigger mess fighting the Capitol and their brutal plan to stiffle the revolting dist-

...wait what am I talking about again?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"To fly as far as I wanted, as high as I wanted, as fast as I wanted!"
To chat up my brother-slash-cousin without him known who I really am!

So he's the elfin Moe Howard.

 

[animePWNS]

Hm, Shinji with glasses?

And what "way" are you talking about...?

 

[Nobodyman]

Ha ha, isn't assault funny? I mean, when it's a girl doing it to a guy.

Gratuitous underwear shot!

 

[Gatomon41]

No, no show, do not show Cousin-Sistet without her clothes! :anger:

 

[Hypeathon]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggh!!

Japan, I am sick of you and your dumbass sexualization of jailbait girls!!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

She's dumping him for her cousin-slash-brother. Jyeeeeshh.

Yes. She has boobs. We see them quite clearly.

 

[Nel_Annette]

Last time on SAO: An idiot who won't shut up entered a game to do battle with a cliched villain only to get stuck in a bigger mess fighting the Capitol and their brutal plan to stiffle the revolting dist-

...wait what am I talking about again?

Boob Art Online or something. I don't know, I just glanced at the screen and saw cleavage, and that was about it.

 

[Lord Dalek]

boob art online or something. I don't know, i just glanced at the screen and saw cleavage, and that was about it.

Sugu's sugus.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Heathcliff?

Yeah, we covered this last time with Asuna. Can we move on please?

 

[Hypeathon]

Sugu's sugus.

I DON'T want that to trend on Twitter!

 

[Gatomon41]

Is this how Norse myths get started? A guy hangs out with his sister is disguise and not realize the mistake until it's too late?

This has to be the first time I've seen Elves being racists... to each other!

Hey, the opening to Monster Rancher!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

So what is this, J.R.R. Tolkien's West Side Story?