C&C - Sword Art Online: Alicization - "Nobleman's Obligations" [4/6]

[Gold Guy]

Opening Theme: Adamas by LiSA
Ending Theme: Iris by Eir Aoi

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In tonight's SAO, Kirito and Eugeo discover that some of their classmates have been up to know good.

NOTES: Once again, we are getting two new episodes tonight. This is the first one. Remember, no spoilers or bad behavior.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last week: Kirito takes online courses in swordsmanship. (Like he needs them.)

Oh, like this show has ever put anything behind anything.

Is this all they teach at this school? Hitting things with swords? There are no classes on math or literature or potions or anything?

Okay, we get it. They're nouveau riche bullies. We get it already.

"Hey, Eugeo! Wanna duel?"
"Hey, Eugeo! Believe in the heart of the cards today?"
"Hey, Eugeo! That Dark Magician chick is hot! Can you hook me up with her?"

WHITE PRIVILEGE NO JUTSU~!

And thus slang was introduced to Middle Earth.

A plain old red-colored golden flying fox.

Why do all medieval settings have oppressive hierarchical class systems?

"Technically, they're not violations..."
Technically, those ARE violations.

 

[Mr. Anime]

Oh no, I think we are going down that direction again...

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Yeah, you shouldn't follow the herd if what they're doing is dangerous, like playing virtual RPGs after being trapped in one for two years that threatened to kill you if you lost.

How many of us wish "don't rape" was in the Ten Commandments?

"I don't know what you're talking about! She fell down the stairs! I never touched--oop!"

I've seen that face before on this show. Many times. Always right before--aggh! Flashback! Not again!

Maids. They have maids. THEY EACH HAVE A MAID.

Aww, Kirito Jr. is starting his own harem.

I think the problem is you're under the illusion that finding a husband will somehow "complete you."

WILL YOU MARRY ME! JUST SAY IT!!

So your only option is to leave her dangling?

 

[Yojimbo]

So this game still managed to evolve to a point where d-bag nobles are a thing? C'mon...