C&C - One Piece - Punk Hazard Arc [9/3/22-4/8/23]

[CNFan1995]

Episodes 583 & 584

OPENING: We Go!

Save the Children! The Straw Hats Start to Fight!
Synopsis: Nami's soft spot for children prompts her to call off the escape and declare war on anyone who makes a kid cry; Luffy and the gang take a banana boat to the icy side of the island.
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A Swordplay Showdown! Brook vs. the Mysterious Torso Samurai!
Synopsis: Luffy's group finds itself up against a gang of centaurs; Brook battles the torso of a surly samurai; Captain Smoker encounters someone highly unexpected.

The Anime and the manga are still going, please no spoilers.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: The Straw Hats get ahead and engage in some child's play.

Save the children! And I don't mean, like, down a few dollars to charity. The Straw Hats are gonna have to take a more direct approach here.

 

[animePWNS]

They sure grow up quickly these days.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

This Akira remake has really gone off the rails.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Yeah, raccoons totally have antlers.

Nobody wants to play with Nami.

 

[Nobodyman]

Boys love robots and girls love cute animals, but everyone loves making fun of Sanji.

Yes, he's a talking head. But don't worry, he's not a psycho killer.

Robin has such a fun imagination.

Banana boat? Don't they have those at Myrtle Beach?

 

[Rod G]

Get used to it, Nami.
Nobody listens to you.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Yes, he's a talking head. But don't worry, he's not a psycho killer.

You only meet guys like him once in a lifetime.

 

[animePWNS]

Daylight come and me wan' go home.

 

[Nobodyman]

So that's why they dress like Minions. To appeal to the little kids.

Okay, I'm all for COVID prevention, but I think they may have taken this a bit too far.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Maybe you can escape using the power of your imagination!

I don't think half of you would fit on their ship.

 

[Nobodyman]

"Yes. You must trust us. The people in hazmat suits who took you away from your families and locked you up."

Sorry kids. Pirates aren't really in the business of saving children.

Well, I mean, there's a bunch of snow and fire and some animal people.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"Who are you going to believe, some friendly strangers or the creepy guys with hazmat suits and guns?"

Great. One kid starts crying, they all start crying.

IAY ANCAY UMPJAY EALLYRAY IGHHAY!

 

[Nobodyman]

Nami's maternal instincts are kickin' in.

Sanji, shut up.

"It's not our job to help everybody we meet!"
Coulda fooled me.

Why does it sound like Roundabout is about to start playing?

Sanji loves a woman who loves kids.

No body likes Brook.

 

[animePWNS]

That's snow way to build an army.

A call to arms!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

The mysterious facility is named Brook?

 

[Nobodyman]

Smoking through a gas mask. That's some amazing irony right there.

"It just nicked the surf-"
*Iceberg collapses*
"...ace."

Meet Brownbeard. Blackbeard and Whitebeard's Chinese knockoff.

And it seems he's an Alligataur.

You kids want raccoons, you should go to Yashahime.

It disturbs me that they put kids in a place called "Biscuit Room".

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Why is Luffy so desperate to expand his crew?

"He's not a samurai, he's a swordsman!"

They fight amongst themselves all the time. You should see the scrapes he and their cook get into.

 

[Nobodyman]

Figures. They're just dumb sheeple.

Welp, I guess we've found piece three of Mr. Samurai Head.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Surprisingly agile for a swordsman with no legs.

 

[Nobodyman]

Brook has some very pronounced cheek bones in this episode.

Hey, Brook, you don't have any...ah, beat me too it.

Hey, he's Smoker, so I think he knows a thing or two about gas.

Knock, knock. Anyone home?

Oh hai Law. Sorry to everyone who missed Sabaody.

And Law's a warlord now. He's moving up in the world.

The hearts of a hundred pirates. Brutal.