Y'know, I learned something today...

[Carolina Red]

I learned that my Casey Kasem impersonation works best when I get all angry and start cursing out people. It's ponderous man, $#@^!! ponderous.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I learned not to cut my fingernails with a pair of hedge clippers.

I've also learned not to use a piece of broken glass as a razor or battery acid for aftershave.

 

[DarthGonzo]

"I learned what my liver looks like."

 

[Ikwig]

I learned that sometimes it's a bad plan to clean the hair out of the sink drain. <sigh>

 

[Weatherman]

I learned that leaves really clog up a lawn mower.

 

[Captain Highwind]

I learned my left eye sees things with a blue tint, while my right eye sees things with a red tint.

 

[Kury Wagner]

I learned that other people don't find my loud opinions quite as amusing as I do.

I learned my left eye sees things with a blue tint, while my right eye sees things with a red tint.

I... I think you may be wearing 3-D glasses, dear. =/

 

[Gatomon41]

I learned that puting hard-boiled eggs in the microwave is not a good idea.

 

[Weatherman]

I learned that cats shed......A LOT!

 

[Sharklady]

I learned that, when picking what time to leave to get someplace by 5:30 PM, there is no such thing as making *too much* allowance for rush-hour traffic.

 

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

I learned that it's OK to try new things even though you have no idea what you're doing.

 

[StarScream64]

I learned that cheese can, in fact, be toasted.

 

[purplehairedwonder]

I learned that can bees come through an open dorm window

 

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

I learned that can bees come through an open dorm window

So can rats. You know, one girl I knew who lived in my college dorm once woke up with a dead rat between her boobs. Turns out the rat had been sick for a quite a while and was looking for a comfortable place to die. The girl was traumatized for life.

 

[Sharklady]

This is going to sound weird, but is absolutely factual:

I learned that, if somebody asks you to deliver a ranting telegraph to an obesity conference whilst wearing a gorilla costume, and they claim it's just for a joke, you should read said telegraph carefully to determine whether it actually is.

(It's a *long* story...)

 

[Kury Wagner]

Why can't people just accept me? =[

I learned that people look at you funny if you do nothing but watch and talk about Doctor Who all day.

So can rats. You know, one girl I knew who lived in my college dorm once woke up with a dead rat between her boobs. Turns out the rat had been sick for a quite a while and was looking for a comfortable place to die. The girl was traumatized for life.

Ahahaha! That's messed up! I love it.

 

[purplehairedwonder]

So can rats. You know, one girl I knew who lived in my college dorm once woke up with a dead rat between her boobs. Turns out the rat had been sick for a quite a while and was looking for a comfortable place to die. The girl was traumatized for life.

That just makes me glad I'm on the 8th floor

Today I learned that I can still spit out a 3.5 page paper in an hour in a half. Still got it

 

[Mitzi]

I learned that many 20 somethings have the mindsets of 5-year-olds.

 

[Sharklady]

I learned that, as beautiful as Fresian horses are in photos...

http://www.kingsmarkfarms.com/horses/wallardrun.jpg

... they are far more breathtaking in real life.

 

[StarScream64]

I learned that my new scanner hates me. It mocks me at night, and curses me in the day. That's what I've learned.