"WWE SummerSlam" Prediction Thread

[Mike Spartz]

I'm calling it right now that I, the Equalizer, will regain my gold at Survivor Series 2005, two years after I first won it there back in November 2003!

 

[The Penguin]

Man, I get a perfect score and I don't even walk away with a Championship?! At Unforgiven the Title shall be mine!!

"This 'Penquin' series is as frustrating as Burnout 3. Always come up short no matter what I do. (Throws tantrum). From now on, I'll fight, and I'll win."

Nice try "Boy Blunder," but when it all comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?

 

[Spike Mcdougal]

I'm calling it right now that I, the Equalizer, will regain my gold at Survivor Series 2005, two years after I first won it there back in November 2003!

You better hope I still dont have the belt by then cause if I do you wont win

Man, I get a perfect score and I don't even walk away with a Championship?! At Unforgiven the Title shall be mine!!

Alright!!! It's about time you and I finally squared off

 

[Mike Spartz]

You better hope I still dont have the belt by then cause if I do you wont win

Who am I, the Eddie Gurrerro of the TWE??? And who are you? Rey Mysterio???

 

[bigddan11]

And everyone seems to be ignoring the silent stalker I've become. Don't be surprised if I ambush any of you and cost you your title chances. I can just see McDougall retaining the title thanks to outside interference from the silent stalker.

 

[Mike Spartz]

And everyone seems to be ignoring the silent stalker I've become. Don't be surprised if I ambush any of you and cost you your title chances. I can just see McDougall retaining the title thanks to outside interference from the silent stalker.

silent stalker eh, more like silent bug waiting to be squashed - by ME!

 

[bigddan11]

silent stalker eh, more like silent bug waiting to be squashed - by ME!

I've been slowly moving up the ranks, and now I see a lower ranked contender challenging me. If it's a match you want, you can have it, but I'll place you down for the count with my infamous Justice Slam, because you've just entered a world where Justice Must Be Served (with a spice of venegance)!

 

[Spike Mcdougal]

Card for Unforgiven

TWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Spike Mcdougal(C) VS TWE Commissioner Kippy VS The Penguin

TWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Bluntman(C) VS email2003 VS SirLemming

THE BATTLE OF THE NICKNAMES
"The Equalizer" Mike Spartz vs bigddan11 "The Silent Stalker"

 

[Mike Spartz]

I've been slowly moving up the ranks, and now I see a lower ranked contender challenging me. If it's a match you want, you can have it, but I'll place you down for the count with my infamous Justice Slam, because you've just entered a world where Justice Must Be Served (with a spice of venegance)!

I'm not some bingo hall brawler, I am a four time TWE Heavyweight Champion and at Unforgiven I'll prove to you and to the rest of these pretenders that no one crosses the Equalizer!

 

[bigddan11]

I'm not some bingo hall brawler, I am a four time TWE Heavyweight Champion and at Unforgiven I'll prove to you and to the rest of these pretenders that no one crosses the Equalizer!

That maybe so, but the key word is a four time, as in a past champion. That also means you've lost the title four times. I, on the other hand, am a quick college student who uses his mind to analyze his opponents weaknesses, and I strike whenever they aren't ready. My skills have finally gotten me on the stage at Unforgiven, and I'm ready to prove I'm the best, unlike the rest, and make sure that all know Justice Must Be Served (with a spice of venegeance)!

 

[hobbyfan]

I've dialed in tonights results with Kippys spreadsheet and i think I know who the champions are....

Spoiler

The World Heavyweight Champion is....still Spike Mcdougal

Spoiler

The NEW IC Champion is.....Hobbyfan!

Oh, wow. I didn't know I was challenging for a title.

Therefore, I propose that the TWE Unforgiven card go something like this...

Spoiler

TWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - Spike Mcdougal vs Mike Spartz/Penguin/Kippy

TWE IC TITLE - Hobby Fan vs Dirtbag vs Memphis Bleak

What do I do to keep the title?

 

[bigddan11]

Oh, wow. I didn't know I was challenging for a title.
What do I do to keep the title?

Look at the results again. According to the final results, the IC is Bluntman. I'm assuming you're one of those tied at 68% with 5 others. As for how you'd have the title or keep it, this is what Kippy says.

The Intercontinental Title Champion is decided by a calculating who has the highest percentage of correct guesses over the three most recent pay-per-views. The Heavyweight Title score awards points for correct guesses (no penalty for wrong guesses) for the six most recent pay-per-views. The points system for the heavyweight title is weighted such that more recent pay-per-views are worth more points. Click here to view the spreadsheet used to make these calculations. Please, please check my work!

 

[Spike Mcdougal]

I've dialed in tonights results with Kippys spreadsheet and i think I know who the champions are....

Spoiler

The World Heavyweight Champion is....still Spike Mcdougal

Spoiler

The NEW IC Champion is.....Hobbyfan!

Oh, wow. I didn't know I was challenging for a title.

No Mike assumed that's what the results would be but he was only half right

Therefore, I propose that the TWE Unforgiven card go something like this...

I already posted the card

Spoiler

TWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - Spike Mcdougal vs Mike Spartz/Penguin/Kippy

Spoiler

Although I would like to face Mike again in a title match he's not even close to getting one although I've learned that could change in a heartbeat. Right now Kippy is the number one contender, the only reason I stuck Penguin in there is because I want to face them both

TWE IC TITLE - Hobby Fan vs Dirtbag vs Memphis Bleak

None of you guys are the champion or number one contender

 

[Mike Spartz]

A few words on my opponent at Unforgiven....

There once was a kid named bigddan11
Who thought he was pretty smart
He called himself the Silent Stalker
And said he'd throw us all out the park

The kids got moves
I'll give 'em that
In the ring he fast like a cat
But I'm the Equalizer
And I'll knock 'em flat

At Unforgiven I spell the truth
Those who enter my haven
leave beaten and discarded
You think I'm bluffing
Just ask bigddan11!

 

[The Penguin]

Although I would like to face Mike again in a title match he's not even close to getting one although I've learned that could change in a heartbeat. Right now Kippy is the number one contender, the only reason I stuck Penguin in there is because I want to face them both

Because you want to face me?! Kippy is only the number one contender by one point. I deserve to be in this title match and I am going to walk out of Unforgiven 15 pounds heavier. All in gold.

 

[bigddan11]

A few words on my opponent at Unforgiven....

There once was a kid named bigddan11
Who thought he was pretty smart
He called himself the Silent Stalker
And said he'd throw us all out the park

The kids got moves
I'll give 'em that
In the ring he fast like a cat
But I'm the Equalizer
And I'll knock 'em flat

At Unforgiven I spell the truth
Those who enter my haven
leave beaten and discarded
You think I'm bluffing
Just ask bigddan11!

You expect me to respond with words?
Well, I've got news for you.
The silent stalker looks at your threats,
but he also sees things through.
After being robbed of my IC shot,
I stepped into the black.
Everyone thought there was nothing to fear,
but I began to strike their backs.
So the Silent Stalker was fully born,
and he realized it was his time,
and after I beat the Equalizer,
that World Title Shot will be mine.

 

[Mike Spartz]

You expect me to respond with words?
Well, I've got news for you.
The silent stalker looks at your threats,
but he also sees things through.
After being robbed of my IC shot,
I stepped into the black.
Everyone thought there was nothing to fear,
but I began to strike their backs.
So the Silent Stalker was fully born,
and he realized it was his time,
and after I beat the Equalizer,
that World Title Shot will be mine.

Will be yours?
You've got to be joking
The only thing you'll get
Is a good old a** kicking!

You say your time is now
I say it never happened
You're a dreamer like all the rest
Not a title to your name
Just a bunch of silly threats!

At Unforgiven
You better pray
I go easy
On the pain
Because in the end
You'll see lights
While I'll go on
To give Mcdougal a title fight!

 

[Frank Castle]

I've got three simple words for ya......I'm takin' over! I'm working my way up the ranks and I will be IC champion soon. Whether it's next month, next year, or the year after I will be champion. So say hello to the new guy! (Gets beaten down quickly by the whole board) Damn it!

 

[bigddan11]

Will be yours?
You've got to be joking
The only thing you'll get
Is a good old a** kicking!

You say your time is now
I say it never happened
You're a dreamer like all the rest
Not a title to your name
Just a bunch of silly threats!

At Unforgiven
You better pray
I go easy
On the pain
Because in the end
You'll see lights
While I'll go on
To give Mcdougal a title fight!

A title I do not have, I'll give you credit for that,
but a bunch of little threats clearly isn't where I'm at.
The pain you say you'll make me have can not possibly compare,
to the pain I had when I was betrayed, by a bunch of guys without hair.
Soon you'll realize just what power is behind this cat,
It'll strike you so fast that you'll lose your equalizer hat,
and when I go and pin you with that crazy 1-2-3,
you'll know just how great I am, and where I'm destined to be.

 

[Mike Spartz]

A title I do not have, I'll give you credit for that,
but a bunch of little threats clearly isn't where I'm at.
The pain you say you'll make me have can not possibly compare,
to the pain I had when I was betrayed, by a bunch of guys without hair.
Soon you'll realize just what power is behind this cat,
It'll strike you so fast that you'll lose your equalizer hat,
and when I go and pin you with that crazy 1-2-3,
you'll know just how great I am, and where I'm destined to be.

Destined to be a loser you are
That I clearly see
Destined for the garbage bin
Where all the rats go to feed

You're a fast cat
But your brain needs a boost
I'm better than you boy
And that's the almighty truth!

But enough of this
I'm sick of talking
Let's not wait for Unforgiven
To get the party going!

Mike Spartz drops the mic and spears Bigddan11! He pounds Dan with lefts and rights.

cue Bigddan11...