Fone Bone
Matt Zimmer
A dreaded Toonime Zuperhero list thread! Who will wins?
The ground rules.
List the ten best animated episodes of all time. Any show. Explain each episode's place on the list so the mods will stop giving me the hairy eyeball and menacingly cracking their knuckles.
As far as I'm concerned if you have a lack of imagination, you can literally list ten episodes from the same show. But c'mon man, put some EFFORT into this.
I'll go first.
1. The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
Controversial choice as this is a controversial love-it-or-hate-it episode, but I will embrace the hate the way Frank Grimes should just have accepted Homer's a good guy deep down, and left it at that. Homer has never been more sympathetic to me than in this episode. Bart buying a factory for a buck is also one of the best Simpsons B plots of all time. Rewatching that episode makes it hard to believe there was a point where I could actually stand that character.
2. Justice League Unlimited "Question Authority"
No lie. I almost made this number 1. I probably should have, but Homer's Enemy being there is partly a middle finger for being what it is. This episode's continuity-fest, shocking plot twists, adults themes and pathos, and great characterization make "Question Authority" the best episode of the best animated series of all time.
3. Futurama "Bender's Big Score, Part 4"
Bender's Big Score is literally the best thing Futurama ever did, and when chopped up for syndication there is no question in my mind the last part is best. The climax with Al Gore saving the world with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows is legitimately exciting, as the extended Futurama Theme plays during the entire cast fighting against the Scammers. Santa, Kwanzaa-Bot, and the Hanukkah Zombie, played by Mark Hamill(!) have a masterful rap number, and the Lars reveal and accompanying musical montage is the most moving, satisfying, and rewarding Futurama moment of all time.
4. She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power "The Portal"
I'm not even sure this wound up the best episode of this show (the series finale was also excellent). But this was the specific episode that told me this show was one of the best animated series of all time, so it's ranked up there with the greats.
5. BoJack Horseman "Free Churro"
Honestly, I don't believe I have responded to BoJack Horseman as well as some other viewers, but I was surprised at how much I liked this episode. I knew people raved about it, and people have raved about the show's surprising level of drama and pathos. So I was unprepared and completely pleasantly shocked at how funny this is. I don't find much about BoJack himself sympathetic, even at his mother's funeral. But the monologue is great, goes a lot of interesting places, and the episode ends on perhaps the best joke of the series, which is better than the best jokes of many other series as well.
6. Gargoyles "The Gathering, Part 2"
I think Greg Weisman is a completely overrated writer. I think the dude has been coasting on the twist from The Gathering his entire career, always promising to top it with his set-up and foreshadowing, and somehow never doing it. But I get why he coasted on it at all. That would be a career highlight for ANYONE, and Weisman's rotten luck is that he got it out of the way so early on, so that now he does nothing but disappoint me. But Owen as Puck IS probably the greatest animated surprise twist of all time. I'll give him that.
7. Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters "Predacons Rising"
Technically a movie instead of an episode, and unlike Bender's Big Score I can't declare a portion of it the best part because I don't think it's been properly chopped up for syndication. Still I needed to include it because it was a watershed moment in the Transformers franchise. It made Transformers Prime literally the first thing EVER in the franchise I loved. That ending with Optimus Prime's dying monologue over the good Bots seeing the escaping Sparks took my breath away. Sadly, nothing else Transformers has "sparked" that reaction in me, not even further stuff in the Aligned continuity. But my reaction to the awful Michael Bay films is "If they didn't exist, neither would Transformers Prime". That is more than a fair trade in pop-culture karma.
8. Family Guy "You Can't Handle The Booth"
I expect this to another controversial choice, because not only is it a relaunch episode, but it's one from one of the last couple of seasons. One of the few things I like about Family Guy, despite the latest seasons usually sucking, is that every few seasons the show delivers an episode better than any before it. The Simpsons will NEVER top its best stuff, no matter how long it runs, but I remember watching this a couple of years ago, and BAM!, it's now my favorite episode. I don't know if you listen to as many audio commentaries I as I do, but this really feels authentic to the experience, even though it is entirely scripted. When Shannon Sharpe says "There is where the animators take things off the page, as we say," I was like, "There is no way something that realistic was scripted". And yet IT WAS. The reason I suspect I'm alone in loving this episode is that my favorite moment was barely commented on online, which tells me most people didn't actually get or understand the joke. But during the commentary, at the Griffins' Church, Jesus comes back, kills the priest, turns into a demon, and goes on a killing spree. Which is the point the people in the commentary go off on an unrelated tangent about their paychecks. That seems to happen in EVERY real-life commentary. The one scene that DESERVES to be talked about and commented on is always ignored because the commenters are focused on much less interesting personal things. The episode ending with Seth MacFarlane introducing himself and the real-life cast to the Griffins should not be able to work with no pictures on screen to state who is voicing who. And yet it totally does. It's by far my favorite Family Guy episode ever.
9. Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures "Day Of The Mice / Still Oily After All These Years"
The Ralph Bakshi Mighty Mouse remake from the 1980's was one of the most influential cartoons from my youth and there are a lot of great 11 minute cartoons to pick from on the list. But this list SHOULD be for single episodes, not individual cartoons. The second season premiere not only has one great cartoon, but both of them are amazing. The Pee-Wee Herman slam, Mighty doing the Jimmy Stewart riff, Oil Can Harry and Pearl Pureheart having a cathartic screaming session that Mighty confusedly interrupts, it's all golden. Best of all, John Kricfalusi had left the show by this point, so it's one of those episodes I don't have to feel guilty for liking in hindsight.
10. Teen Titans "Birthmark"
Coming up with the 10th episode on the list was actually difficult. But even if Birthmark is far lesser than the other episodes on this list, it's still the best Teen Titans episode of all time, and how I choose to remember the show, as shaky as it was, at its best. Maybe it's not such a hard decision after all.
The ground rules.
List the ten best animated episodes of all time. Any show. Explain each episode's place on the list so the mods will stop giving me the hairy eyeball and menacingly cracking their knuckles.
As far as I'm concerned if you have a lack of imagination, you can literally list ten episodes from the same show. But c'mon man, put some EFFORT into this.
I'll go first.
1. The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
Controversial choice as this is a controversial love-it-or-hate-it episode, but I will embrace the hate the way Frank Grimes should just have accepted Homer's a good guy deep down, and left it at that. Homer has never been more sympathetic to me than in this episode. Bart buying a factory for a buck is also one of the best Simpsons B plots of all time. Rewatching that episode makes it hard to believe there was a point where I could actually stand that character.
2. Justice League Unlimited "Question Authority"
No lie. I almost made this number 1. I probably should have, but Homer's Enemy being there is partly a middle finger for being what it is. This episode's continuity-fest, shocking plot twists, adults themes and pathos, and great characterization make "Question Authority" the best episode of the best animated series of all time.
3. Futurama "Bender's Big Score, Part 4"
Bender's Big Score is literally the best thing Futurama ever did, and when chopped up for syndication there is no question in my mind the last part is best. The climax with Al Gore saving the world with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows is legitimately exciting, as the extended Futurama Theme plays during the entire cast fighting against the Scammers. Santa, Kwanzaa-Bot, and the Hanukkah Zombie, played by Mark Hamill(!) have a masterful rap number, and the Lars reveal and accompanying musical montage is the most moving, satisfying, and rewarding Futurama moment of all time.
4. She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power "The Portal"
I'm not even sure this wound up the best episode of this show (the series finale was also excellent). But this was the specific episode that told me this show was one of the best animated series of all time, so it's ranked up there with the greats.
5. BoJack Horseman "Free Churro"
Honestly, I don't believe I have responded to BoJack Horseman as well as some other viewers, but I was surprised at how much I liked this episode. I knew people raved about it, and people have raved about the show's surprising level of drama and pathos. So I was unprepared and completely pleasantly shocked at how funny this is. I don't find much about BoJack himself sympathetic, even at his mother's funeral. But the monologue is great, goes a lot of interesting places, and the episode ends on perhaps the best joke of the series, which is better than the best jokes of many other series as well.
6. Gargoyles "The Gathering, Part 2"
I think Greg Weisman is a completely overrated writer. I think the dude has been coasting on the twist from The Gathering his entire career, always promising to top it with his set-up and foreshadowing, and somehow never doing it. But I get why he coasted on it at all. That would be a career highlight for ANYONE, and Weisman's rotten luck is that he got it out of the way so early on, so that now he does nothing but disappoint me. But Owen as Puck IS probably the greatest animated surprise twist of all time. I'll give him that.
7. Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters "Predacons Rising"
Technically a movie instead of an episode, and unlike Bender's Big Score I can't declare a portion of it the best part because I don't think it's been properly chopped up for syndication. Still I needed to include it because it was a watershed moment in the Transformers franchise. It made Transformers Prime literally the first thing EVER in the franchise I loved. That ending with Optimus Prime's dying monologue over the good Bots seeing the escaping Sparks took my breath away. Sadly, nothing else Transformers has "sparked" that reaction in me, not even further stuff in the Aligned continuity. But my reaction to the awful Michael Bay films is "If they didn't exist, neither would Transformers Prime". That is more than a fair trade in pop-culture karma.
8. Family Guy "You Can't Handle The Booth"
I expect this to another controversial choice, because not only is it a relaunch episode, but it's one from one of the last couple of seasons. One of the few things I like about Family Guy, despite the latest seasons usually sucking, is that every few seasons the show delivers an episode better than any before it. The Simpsons will NEVER top its best stuff, no matter how long it runs, but I remember watching this a couple of years ago, and BAM!, it's now my favorite episode. I don't know if you listen to as many audio commentaries I as I do, but this really feels authentic to the experience, even though it is entirely scripted. When Shannon Sharpe says "There is where the animators take things off the page, as we say," I was like, "There is no way something that realistic was scripted". And yet IT WAS. The reason I suspect I'm alone in loving this episode is that my favorite moment was barely commented on online, which tells me most people didn't actually get or understand the joke. But during the commentary, at the Griffins' Church, Jesus comes back, kills the priest, turns into a demon, and goes on a killing spree. Which is the point the people in the commentary go off on an unrelated tangent about their paychecks. That seems to happen in EVERY real-life commentary. The one scene that DESERVES to be talked about and commented on is always ignored because the commenters are focused on much less interesting personal things. The episode ending with Seth MacFarlane introducing himself and the real-life cast to the Griffins should not be able to work with no pictures on screen to state who is voicing who. And yet it totally does. It's by far my favorite Family Guy episode ever.
9. Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures "Day Of The Mice / Still Oily After All These Years"
The Ralph Bakshi Mighty Mouse remake from the 1980's was one of the most influential cartoons from my youth and there are a lot of great 11 minute cartoons to pick from on the list. But this list SHOULD be for single episodes, not individual cartoons. The second season premiere not only has one great cartoon, but both of them are amazing. The Pee-Wee Herman slam, Mighty doing the Jimmy Stewart riff, Oil Can Harry and Pearl Pureheart having a cathartic screaming session that Mighty confusedly interrupts, it's all golden. Best of all, John Kricfalusi had left the show by this point, so it's one of those episodes I don't have to feel guilty for liking in hindsight.
10. Teen Titans "Birthmark"
Coming up with the 10th episode on the list was actually difficult. But even if Birthmark is far lesser than the other episodes on this list, it's still the best Teen Titans episode of all time, and how I choose to remember the show, as shaky as it was, at its best. Maybe it's not such a hard decision after all.
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Autumn and spring are obviously the best parts.


