So I’m VERY late to this game. I only watched the finale about a week ago…but the distance did me some good. I was actually happy just to see Chloe, Oliver and the gang one last time. If I’d watched it with the rest of you, I’d probably have had all the messy loose threads at the forefront of my thoughts.
I’ll start with a positive comment – Apokolips looked pretty good. The special effects budget there was put to good use. Okay. Can I move on to the negatives now? Great.
All the Lois wedding angst of part one was utterly annoying, especially given how much time they’d already spent these last two seasons trying to show how comfortable Lois was with all things Clark and how natural it was for them to marry. I also didn’t see any reason for all those scenes with Jonathan. If he’d appeared briefly at the wedding and in the reflection of the photo Martha was looking at, it would have been far more poignant and simple. Again, they were trying to kill time and wanted to get their money’s worth out of their big guest star.
Jonathan appearing at the Fortress made no sense (was Clark hallucinating his father??!), but then, neither did Jor-El suddenly being on-board with the Kent family. I can’t quite even figure out how Clark ended up there anyway. The whole pre-Darkseid punch montage is a hard thing to rationalize. There was a lot of that kind of show-boating in this finale.
And as for Darkseid…he and his minions were all gasy birds? Smallville hit a new low there. Look Ma! One punch and they’re gone! I’m Superman!
Here’s a quick question – did Clark even know that Lionel was dead when he punched through him?
The real meat of this finale was with Lionel-2, Tess and Lex. Since Rosenbaum only gave producers a week’s notice that he would return, I think it’s a safe bet that Lionel was originally intended to try and resurrect Lex anyway, and that they’d have maybe used old footage of President Luthor for the final sequence. Having Rosenbaum back was nice, but the dialogue really rambled and went nowhere. I was surprised they gave him and Clark a tender moment there at the mansion, though.
It’s a real shame he and Cassidy Freeman had no more than ONE scene together. Lex had no real reason to murder her, though. I spent two years wondering what their relationship was actually like and this had to be the biggest disappointment in that regard. These two actors would have really played well off each other if the producers had given them three scenes, at least, in this finale. Ideally, they would have had several episodes…but you can’t have it all, right?
The biggest sticking point for me: POOR TESS! We've had her as part of the cast for three years. What do they do with one of the few characters who has shown real growth (not to mention being interesting)? They kill her off in a scene with someone she never had a scene with before. With a lame rationale for the murder too (to keep you from becoming me!?). And then, to add insult to injury no one recognizes her death. She just disappeared without another mention. Even the worst Smallville deaths and those of hated characters got better than this.
So glad I’m not the only one who was outraged that the most interesting character left was so thanklessly dispatched.
Oh, and we never did find out what happened to the Kent farm.
Yes, I noticed that too. Martha’s bizarre argument with Clark early in Part One reintroduced the whole thing as a plot point, but in the end, it didn’t really resolve itself either way. Plus, it made Martha look like a bit of wacko…chewing her son out on his wedding day.
I mean, really, you couldn't craft something a little more personal? You had Pa Kent's ghost handing Clark his uniform, I know you have it in you writers.
Fun fact – John S. was the one to suggest Pa Kent hand Clark the suit. It wasn’t in the original script at all, according to the director of the episode.
The CGI suit was terrible. Did the SR suit not fit Tom properly? What exactly was the problem there? I think a lot of the disappointment could have been avoided if the writers didn’t set up the big costume reveal moment to also be the moment where Clark has to push a huge burning planet away from Earth. The big climax could have easily been Superman saving the plane and landing it, if they hadn’t forced this weak Darkseid plot on the final season. Because let's face it - they KNEW there was no budget to show Clark pushing a burning planet into space, in full costume and have it look good. They set themselves up for failure with that one.
I guess I don’t even have to say this, but it made NO SENSE that Apokolips was able to go undetected – I don’t care HOW many satellites were disabled.
The Chloe bookends also didn’t offer much and didn’t even make sense within the structure of the story (the comic book in particular), but I did like that they tried to honor her as the key character in the series.
The best moments in the finale were Chloe slapping the ring out of Lois’ hand (satisfying and funny on many levels), and Tess fighting her way to freedom in the lab. The rest was so….boring.
At the very least, I’d expected Perry to be positioned as Chief before the series ended. And with all the Justice League appearances, having one big official “we’re a team now!” pow-wow moment was also expected.
I will say that I appreciated them trying to work-in the notion that Lois first meets the President when they’re both on a flight that Superman saves. That worked. But then, we had the hugely pointless fight between Ollie and Clark, summed up with a pep-talk nobody in their right mind bought or enjoyed.
Though how someone becomes a politician becomes president after losing his ENTIRE memory is truly a miracle. Maybe a serum restored most of it? I don't know. It was lame....
Don’t forget though – he’s also a CLONE of the original Lex, made up of dozens of sewn-together body parts, with the beating heart of Lionel from another dimension…on TOP of having amnesia. AND he'd been publicly vilified for years by this point, as well as considered dead. So no...it didn't make any sense at all for the writer to try and pretend this Lex somehow made it back on top.
Anyway…goodbye to this show, and good riddance. If they weren’t going to try to make any sense, they should have ended things back in Season Eight, when they were still interesting.