GEORGE BEARD: RandomMe, I know your worries, but now I have terrible news coming in from the surface world. The Last Sacrifice is coming and more people have sadly been drafted to the wheel of epheons.
RANDOMME: Does this mean the hardrons are growing?
GEORGE BEARD: Every developed country now has them. Soon, every other country will get them.
RANDOMME: What does this mean?
GEORGE BEARD: Humanity's last hope. Otherwise there is no hope.