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[LinusFan303]

If you like the Easter Beagle it's not airing on TV this year, it hasn't aired since 2014.

 

[JoeMabbon]

"Dog howls with a siren
Me: That's good. That's a good imitation.

Wolf howls at the Moon
Me: What are you doing? That's nothing like how the Moon sounds."

 

[Radiant97]

My wife left me, but that's okay because no one's ever really gone.

 

[RandomMe]

Dropped my taste in terrible French series Pop Secret after less than a week.

 

[RandomMe]

The entire Timmy Turntrout Trial of 2019, liberated from the guts of the April Fool's Day Megathread 2019 at the Nick forums, now available for your reading pleasure.

ATLANTEANS! King Greg here.

Back in 2016, Timmy Turntrout was at the center of a trial that we had because of what our benefits were in the underwater world. But now he's back! This time because of a certain plagiarism known as "Dadlantis"! I had to leave my old house because the krakens were already hurting my sanity!

I'm your host for the trial. This time the prime accusator and the New Accursed One is King Neptuna! Some sort of undersea hottie who is younger than me!

He has come along with the entire population of "New Atlantis"!

Poseidon has also agreed to come here today.

Krakens died some ten years ago. Maybe they were all of the Kraventhorn species. Atlantis was huge, but not that huge. We were one of many Atlantises and we were halfway between California and Hawaii.

I am the real Timmy Turntrout. In 2005, I suddenly switched bodies with Timmy Turner for a day or two.

During the body switch experiment, Timmy Turner's dad picked me up while Timmy Turntrout went with Cosmo and Wanda, using their stolen car, to Clevelandlantis. Apparently we were refugees. Timmy Turner (as Timmy Turntrout) went to see the horrible Wet Willie film at one of Dimmsdale's theatres. Logically, since I was in Timmy Turner's body, I went to see the film and paid $9 for it. And it was a worthless experience.

By the time we were aware that our bodies switched, all krakens died and King Greg, as well as many other Atlanteans, were now living in exile.

In recent years I tried to contrast Greg's argument on terrible flicks when I sent him copies of Terminator Atrimɔden and Ananse (spider man). He liked them quite a lot. But then again, the old Atlantis was now inhabited by a new king, the somewhat more attractive King Neptuna, that Greg was against.

They lived in a kingdom without walls or any sort of building. Basically Atlantis was now like a huge aquarium. A fake Timmy Turner, disguised as a mermaid named Tina Turner (simply the best, better than all the rest) was the "girlfriend" of the King's only son, Gary.

Back in 2016, we had a trial. Timmy Turntrout was no longer the Accursed One. Instead, King Neptuna got the title of New Accursed One.

For a while, Greg and some Atlanteans migrated to King Triton and King Neptune's Atlantises, with Greg staying in one of the kingdoms, Limith. The idea behind the trial was given by Milo, whose royal name was Milo of the Deep, and claimed himself to be the king, yet didn't act as such.

We went to an offshore platform. King Greg, famous for being a judge, was at the center of everything. Poseidon was there. He was watching every single inch of King Neptuna, examining all of his words, even trying to jail him. This didn't work (the jailing part) and we were forced to do a roast. We tried doing everything that was considered comical but this didn't work. As a consequence Neptuna was still forced to rule "his part of the sea" (or the so-called "huge aquarium") where he lived for two more years.

Now, on April 1st, 2019, the trial has no repercussion. All that I know is that King Greg's ears were revealed to be a normal merperson's ears instead of dwarf ears. This led to a suggestion that Atlantis was a city infabited by elves, but when the city sank nine times (there were nine Atlantises) the one where Greg would later live was still full of elves. They grew to the normal size of a merperson.

During the Christmas period of 2018 I showed Aquaman to him. He was basically ashamed at the fact that even as a comic book film adaptation, it stank. The reason? Lack of merpeople in it. The ticket for Aquaman was ten times as expensive as Wet Willy's.

So what did we learn from all this? Nothing. Fourteen years have passed since the body switching situation and I haven't done anything for him.

King Greg now declares the trial over.

 

[JoeMabbon]

A: Undertale…? See, I don't know what this is.
B: Undertale is this game that…uh…eh…It's this game. There's this huge fanfiction community for it just like with the Mass Effect games and just like with everybody's favorite game: Five Nights at Freddy's.
A: (sighs) Oh, okay.

 

[stephane dumas]

Did I fall in the Twilight Zone or the hairstyle of that that red orange girl to the right reminds me of Izzy from Total Drama?

 

[RandomMe]

Did I fall in the Twilight Zone or the hairstyle of that that red orange girl to the right reminds me of Izzy from Total Drama?

That's what Fairly OddParents animators did when they ran out of character ideas. No wonder why the series was quietly canceled.

 

[Radiant97]

J.K. Rowling's Homestuck

 

[stephane dumas]

I wonder if John Tavares might regret to be traded to the Leafs now then the NY Islanders will go further in the NHL playoffs this year?

 

[RandomMe]

Wish I lived in a world where Mediacorp bought Disney or merged and became a company larger than Singapore's economy.

 

[Radiant97]

 

[JoeMabbon]

"You can't become a saint through other people's sins."

 

[RandomMe]

Pretty Keyboard 2009

 

[Radiant97]

You dumb freaking cretin, you freaking fool, absolute freaking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Screw you.

 

[dumbfoolkid5]

Why are there hardly any cyborgs on the Jetsons?

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[RandomMe]

Bacause technology had limitations.

 

[dumbfoolkid5]

But it's still better than magic.

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[Radiant97]

You can't spell American dream without Eric Andre.

 

[RandomMe]

I mean, why not?