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Go ahead. Keep screaming "shut the hell up" at me. It only makes my opinions worse.
 
Do influencers deserve rights? Let's discuss!
 
Eh, I'd rather they bring back Amalgam.
 
They should not merge DC and Marvel because Disney doesn't need to rely on a certain show to spam a certain channel.
 
I'm very certain that the sole purpose of Kidz Bop's existence right now is to be a parody of itself.
 
Just like George of the Jungle 2014, basically some sort of Canadian equivalent of The Venture Brothers.
 
As I said, my previous comment was a "what if?", not a "I hope it happens" since I doubt they'll ever merge (where did people think I wanted them to merge when I said that?) but I would like a return of Amalgam and DC/Marvel crossovers.
 
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"What do you think happens when we die, Keanu Reeves?"
"I know that the ones who love us will miss us."
 


I'm desperately looking for the song in this trailer, I can barely recognise the lyrics (Burn and pray??)

Can someone help?
 
10 years of Teclado lindinho 2009, keep calm and NOSSO RITMO É ESSE AQUI, HEIN
 
The existence of Kentucky Fried Chicken Gaming will never not be surreal to me.
 
I was sick for a couple days, but now I'm feeling better.
 

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