Here's a doozy for you from 1974:
Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch
When I took a look at this little-known series from 35 years ago on the old USA Cartoon Express in the 80's, I wanted to shoot myself! A cartoon about a beeping, hornblowing Volkswagen and talking bikes? I thought to myself, what were Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera smoking at the time?
So, in my infinite wisdom, I have to do a complete (and I mean complete) reboot makeover of that series, this time with humans riding high-tech custom motorcycles, and a complete overhaul of the concept of the series!
First of all, Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch will have to merge with two of the series in the new Penelope Pitstop/Wacky Races family: Devlin and Wonder Wheels, with Wheelie being a new sentient bike that is Wonder Wheels' younger brother and ridden by Julie Dooley's 18-year-old brother Jake, who is a brand-new character in the 2009 WW reboot!
Next, there's the Chopper Bunch! I see the Bunch as not Wheelie's adversaries, but Wheelie's fellow bikes piloted by Jake's friends who are extreme-sports fanatics working at Devlin Stuntworks (Jake works there also, thanks to Julie's connection to her best friends, Ernie and Penelope Devlin. They are:
Rhonda Rhee: Rhonda is a 17-year-old Korean-American girl who happens to be Jake's best friend and girlfriend. She is a smart, witty and fun-loving girl who sometimes teases Jake about comparing himself to his older sister Julie, who happens to be the mysterious Flamerider who's been helping Devlin and the Golden Claw on some of their cases. She wears a red leather jacket, helmet and spandex unitard with an "8" on the left side of the jacket, and rides a red-and-black rocket bike.
Charlie "Chopper" Chandler: Charlie is an 18-year-old champion motorcross rider who is also Jake and Julie's childhood friend. His father Christopher is a movie critic working for the same L.A. publication that Julie works for, so he sometimes uses his newfound studio connections to sometimes help Jake, Rhonda, Charlie and the bunch deal with some of their cases. But Charlie is a guy who is in love with three things: his chopper, his female fans, and himself! The last two often gets him into trouble, prompting either his friends, or Ernie Devlin, to get him out of it! Charlie wears a green and grey leather jumpsuit, gloves and helmet with a "10" encased inside of a rhombus in the center and rides a spring green/darker green and white Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
Miranda "Rev" Revson: Miranda, sometimes named Randi, is a 17-year-old African-American girl whose father is a captain in the California Highway Patrol. She and Rhonda are longtime rivals, both on the motorcross circuit and romantically as they compete over Jake Dooley at times. She is also the team's mechanic and designer of some of the bikes that the Chopper Bunch ride, since she was taught by her motorcycle cop father. Randi usually has blue and white hair, as opposed to Rhonda's red and black hair, and is shy, which leads to Jake trying to get her out of her emotional shell at times. She also wears a navy blue and white leather jacket, white helmet, gloves and boots and royal blue unitard with a "5" inside of a gold shield design on the left of the jacket and rides a blue-and-white rocket bike.
Harold "Hi-Riser" Hightower: Harold, sometimes called Harry, is the muscle of the group. But, he is no dummy! At 6'7", 260 pounds, the 16-year-old is a boy of Native American descent who is also a math wiz. But Harold is also a caring soul who enjoys being around his friends, and helping them out when they're in a jam. He wears a brown leather and suede jumpsuit with dark brown boots and gloves, and rides a black and brown woodgrain-trimmed four-wheeled all terrain vehicle.
Samuel "Scrambles" Scarpelli: Sam is a 16-year-old Italian-American teen who is from a large family who owns a restaurant that Ernie and Penelope, and even Julie and Buddy, frequent. Sam loves three things: food, friends and fighting, and at an even five feet tall, this martial artist and junior chef is usually teamed with his best friend and partner in mischief, Hi-Riser, which makes them an effective team that helps the Chopper Bunch fight off the dangerous villains they would face! Sam wears a white leather jacket, gloves and boots with a red and green two-toned jumpsuit with the number "6" inside a large checkerboard circle in the center of the suit, and rides a white, red and green minibike.
Look for this group of stunt junkies and part-time adventurers to help out the Devlins (including the Golden Claw) and Wonder Wheels in their series from time to time. Also, look for this 2009 Chopper Bunch to help out the members of Team Speed Buggy and the new Valkyrie Squadron in their series as well!
Kenny