Every human looks like a monkey if you look at them real closely

[Samurai]

Interesting observation I've noticed. But Human Beings are evolved bipedal primates afterall, that's why they call the human race Homo Sapiens. But sometimes I wonder if true "beauty" actually exists. I mean, every human monkey is 2 eyes, a nose, and a mouth when you come down to it. I think the difference comes in skin; that's why human male monkeys like younger human female monkeys, cause they have better skin. That's why Asian women monkeys are known for their beauty, cause of their skin quality. Does anyone else agree?

P.S. - I've been up for 24 hours straight, excuse my ramblings.

 

[Baseball]

I think you need to go to bed.

 

[SilentBat18]

uh, i think you need to take an 8 hour nap right about now. but, i will add this: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. every culture values a different type of beauty. in asia, fair skin is beautiful, but in the states, being tan is alot prettier....

now that that's been said, please PLEASE get some shut eye.

 

[Shawn Hopkins]

Please stop freaking me out.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

When I don't have a lot of sleep, sometimes I imagine that I'm Invincible Mobile Fortress Gungulade. But thankfully it could've been worse.

Get some sleep dude.

 

[Spideyzilla]

That's why Asian women monkeys are known for their beauty, cause of their skin quality..

Go to bed. Staying up late makes people do strange things. That statement is the scariest thing I've ever read. Please lock the thread to save Samurai the humiliation. I doubt he knows this, but this thread is kinda racist. Seriously, go to bed. I mean it. NOW!

 

[veemonjosh]

When I don't have a lot of sleep, sometimes I imagine that I'm Invincible Mobile Fortress Gungulade. But thankfully it could've been worse.

That reminds me of this one time when I woke up from a nap, and in my half-awake state, I thought I was Captain Ginyu.

...I kid you not, that actually freakin happened.

 

[Integral Birth]

Who knew that staying up for 24 hours straight could bring the racist out of us?

Go to bed and then look up when the next NAACP meeting is. You need to learn some sense, boy, and this is coming from a guy who is as white as a ghost.

 

[Gonzales]

I once had to stay up for 3 days straight. It was brutal. Towards the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.

"Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......" *flys across security camera*

 

[blazecat]

You've definitely been up for 24 hours.

 

[Bloody Marquis]

I stayed up for 24 hours and randomly sang every other minute.

 

[Sketch]

Wow... that's quite an observation but you know I can't help but stop by this thread to say... I don't believe humans evolved from apes. Just say'n.

 

[Desensitized]

Are you saying I'm a monkey?

I'm deeply offended and demand an apology.

 

[Marvin Tikvah]

Who knew that staying up for 24 hours straight could bring the racist out of us?

Go to bed and then look up when the next NAACP meeting is. You need to learn some sense, boy, and this is coming from a guy who is as white as a ghost.

If that's the case, who's to say you are qualified to say what qualifies as racism and what's is simply discussing race?

Or is the implication that only white people are capable of BEING racist? Or would simply discussing race become a form of racism?

 

[Integral Birth]

If that's the case, who's to say you are qualified to say what qualifies as racism and what's is simply discussing race?

Or is the implication that only white people are capable of BEING racist? Or would simply discussing race become a form of racism?

Dude, it looks like you need some sleep, too. Or maybe just a drink. A racist is a racist, bro.

 

[clipeuh]

Wow... that's quite an observation but you know I can't help but stop by this thread to say... I don't believe humans evolved from apes. Just say'n.

True. They evolved from a primitive form of smurfs. I've got a whole patent on that theory.

 

[Marvin Tikvah]

Dude, it looks like you need some sleep, too. Or maybe just a drink. A racist is a racist, bro.

I had a full night sleep and drinking a delicious Coke right now.

Your argument is invalid.

 

[G. Wen]

First of all, humans aren't monkeys, we're apes. Also, according to your theory, wouldn't we look like frogs as well because we all have 2 eyes, a nose, and a mouth? And we're hairless like frogs too.

Also, I don't think the person started the thread with any racist intent, but talk about bad wording.

 

[Shawn Hopkins]

This thread is just bad news on wheels. For the sake of humanity it needs to be tossed down the memory hole.

 

[Desensitized]

What did you just say about my memory hole?

I demand an apology right now. You have deeply offended me.