BTW, what's with the running gag of someone named Steve Zampanides being cut for time? It's been like that all week. Either the guy doesn't exist and the Conan staff is having a good laugh at our expense, or the scheduling person got a little ambitious in thinking how many guests they could work into the show.
This Steve has a Twitter account, but that could very well be faked. All I gotta say is, if Steve does exist, it would be awesome if he performed every single talent he's been listed as all week (each episode lists him as a different "expert"- one night it's hot sauce, another night it's fonts, another night it's animal impressions), all at the same time.