They just do, all right?
"Just watch the show; then you'd understand!" they say. That just makes me scared that it's like Scientology only with ponies. I don't want to be brainwashed. If I watch this show am I going to wind up in the airport a month from now with my hair weaved into one long braid, passing out Xeroxed fliers?
And the thing is, it's fully believable to me that it could be good. Craig McCracken is a directing genius, and his wife has probably absorbed his superpowers through their sex. I've loved everything they've ever made so far. They're really really good at taking wussy concepts on paper (cutesy kindergarteners with big eyes, a community of imaginary friends, etc) and turning them into witty, brilliant entertainment. Do I think they could do it with My Little Pony? I think they could have made bin Laden loveable.
But......it's that insipid 80's property and they've tagged "Friendship is Magic" onto the end and their eyes are even bigger now and I squirm when I see the concept art like I would toward a worm. Couple that with the creepy cultists that surround it and I just....can't....do it. I can't type "MLP:FIS" into the video search engine. If I do there might be no coming back and I might wind up in that airport.
Just tell me this: is it like Glee? Because I've had my fill of Glee; that show makes me sick now.
"Just watch the show; then you'd understand!" they say. That just makes me scared that it's like Scientology only with ponies. I don't want to be brainwashed. If I watch this show am I going to wind up in the airport a month from now with my hair weaved into one long braid, passing out Xeroxed fliers?
And the thing is, it's fully believable to me that it could be good. Craig McCracken is a directing genius, and his wife has probably absorbed his superpowers through their sex. I've loved everything they've ever made so far. They're really really good at taking wussy concepts on paper (cutesy kindergarteners with big eyes, a community of imaginary friends, etc) and turning them into witty, brilliant entertainment. Do I think they could do it with My Little Pony? I think they could have made bin Laden loveable.
But......it's that insipid 80's property and they've tagged "Friendship is Magic" onto the end and their eyes are even bigger now and I squirm when I see the concept art like I would toward a worm. Couple that with the creepy cultists that surround it and I just....can't....do it. I can't type "MLP:FIS" into the video search engine. If I do there might be no coming back and I might wind up in that airport.
Just tell me this: is it like Glee? Because I've had my fill of Glee; that show makes me sick now.