What is in your Computer

[jeffrey 228]

Here is mine:

CPU: Intel Celeron 700Mhz
Viedo card: SIS 305, 32 meg
Sound Card: YAMAHA DSXG
Memery: 256 megs , 2 64 Megs at 100 Mhz Bus speed, and 1 128 at 133Mhz Bus speed
Hard drives: 2, Maxtor 15.3 ATA100, and FUJITSU 3.2 ATA33
IOMEGA 250 Zip Drive
Other: TV Card

Note, you don't need to post it like this, you can do in any other way, wich ever feels ok.

 

[James]

Hmm, dust. This isn't my computer. My computer is in the other room. It's an old P233MHZ with a variety of bits I've ripped out, thrown in, broken, forgotten and washed down the sink. It's a mess - but it's MY mess!

 

[Bartak123]

pixie dust

 

[Barb Gordon]

Last time I checked it was little gnome thingies. *peeks inside monitor* wait no, sorry, little fairie like mice. The gnomes kept slacking off. I'm a net geek but am still working on knowing the ins and outs of computers. I still don't even know the outs! But the computer works, yay, and that's all I need.

~Barb

 

[TimTwoFace]

I have lots of information, tended to by little elves that maintain the inards of this here computer on a weekly basis. They'd do it more often, but they're unionized, so they see no reason to rush.

-Tim

 

[Comic Book Boy]

I DONT HAVE ACSESS TO A COMPUTER.....waitaminute....

 

[Sue_Jackson]

Wires and electronic thingies and gizmos and gadets and stuff.

And.....I think a little evil man who's trying to get my nerves.

Okay......so I'm not a computer wiz.......so sue me.

 

[The_Mighty_Aku]

Some thingys...and whatchamacallits...and hooziwhazits...OH!And thingamajigs!

And tiny little people wearing purple with yellow polka dots and their faces are ghost white,with no eyes,mouth,nose or ears!THEY'RE WRECKING MY COMPUTER!BREAKING THE HOOZIWHAZITS AND THINGAMABOBS!THEY'RE EVILLLL!!!

 

[atf487]

amd 1.2 ghz
128 ram
TNT 2 Graphics card
10/100 ethernet
and the worst soundcard in the world.

 

[Watermelon]

Ads. Lots of ads. So many ads they make your head explode. Ads.

That a crappy Pentium I.

 

[RZetlin]

What's in my computer?

Dust.

 

[DoubleL]

Well, What ever it is it messes up alot. *Smoke fizzles out of computer* I'm to frightend to look...

 

[CLStorm]

CPU: Intel P4 2.4ghz
RAM: DDR 768mb
GFX: NVIDIA GF4 Ti4600 128mb
SND: SB Audigy (don't ever buy audigy)
HDD: 1) 80gb 2) 40gb
Plus a DVDRom and a 40x CDR/RW

I'm a gamer though so all of that is worth it

 

[Sir Gatts]

P3@933
256MB SDRAM
WD13.6GB & Maztor 8.4G HD
ATI Radeon DDR 64 VIVO
Vortex2 SQ2500
DVD & CD-RW drives

Bottom of case:
Carpet padding
Blue cold cathode 12" light
Yellow M&M beside internal PC speaker
Phillips screwdriver
Anti-static wrist strap
Tube of silver thermal compound

 

[The Detective]

1.3 1/3 thingamagigies
system four whakco prosessing thingamablob
Lots of little silver things
Wire. Blue one, red one, pink ones, green ones, ohhh a purple one.
1.3 45.6 13/4 5'4 13\34 jiggleipoofs
Lots of whatchamacallits
ZZ.Ro \63/56.[9d whackems and >/\] hoze thinges.
And, hmm, that's about it

 

[Jedigreedo]

Jedi Knight CD, I never take it out cause I play it so much.

 

[Anthonynotes]

Lessee...

Powerbook 540c
CPU: 68040 Motorola chip (the last pre-PowerPC chip they made)
Viedo card: n/a
Sound Card: n/a
Memery: 20 MB, 40 MB w/RAM Doubler installed
Hard drives: 1 325 MB hard drive

Power Mac 7500:
CPU: 120 mhz 604 processor
Video card: n/a
Sound card: n/a (but is equipped with RCA jacks in the back, being one of the "AV Macs" Apple made)
Memory: 216 MB
Hard drives: 1 2 GB hard drive

-B.

 

[EightOh]

It seems everyones has miniature humans or human-like creatures living in their computers.

Mine are little eskimo people, with their little fur clothes and tiny eskimo accoutrements. They're kind of fun to watch, but they make an awful racket at night...

 

[Sandro]

Geez, where do I begin?

Motherboard: Intel D845EBG2 w/onboard 10/100 LAN & sound card
CPU: Intel Pentium 4 2.2 GHz
Memory: 512 MB PC2100 DDR RAM
Video Card: Visiontek Xtasy GeForce 4 Ti 4400 w/128 MB of DDR RAM (I believe)
Sound Card: Soundblaster Audigy Platinum (mmmm remote)
Modem: A crappy 56K modem that won't work under Mandrake!
Hard Drive: 7200 RPM Western Digital 120 GB, dual-booted with Windows XP and Mandrake Linux 9.0 (hell yeah!)
Floppy Drive: A black one (to fit the color scheme of my case)
DVD-ROM: Don't know the maker; it just works and that's all I need (this is also black)
CD-RW: Lite-On 40x12x48x CD-RW drive (quiet as hell I might add; plus this too is black)
Fans: 2 80mm fans (intake and outtake), slot cooler (for video card)
Other: Front-panel Audigy Drive (with a sensor for my remote; this unfortunately is white but I don't care), rounded IDE cables instead of the flat ones (2 blue and 1 red; get these, seriously!), a twistie-tie (to help tie down an annoying fan power cable), a power supply (obviously; couldn't tell ya the wattage though), all sorts of screws (you asked me what was in my computer!), too many wires to count, jumpers, trillions of transistors, my Max Payne CD, dust (with every computer, dust follows)

Smart-assed answers: Little gnomes that act as data transferrers (they have their own union and they occasionally go on strike when I play Unreal Tournament 2003, something about over-working...), an advanced civilization of humanoid bananas that are fighting with the gnomes (something about territory; if the bananas win, they will take over my computer and start sending E-mail to everyone asking for aluminum cans, spitwads and animal crackers; why is this? Don't ask me, I just use the thing)

There, is that enough information for you?

 

[kiddiesunshine]

Dang, I'm just too embarrassed to tell what's in my PC. It's my first PC and it's old as Methuselah. I'm planning on buying one of those new Dell computers. They have payment plans, right? Anyway, anyone wanna buy a Pentium Classic with MMX?

CLASSIC PENTIUM WORK STATION with MMX TECHNOLOGY
CPU: Intel Pentium 200mhz Processor
Video Card: I dunno. None, I guess.
Sound Card: I have external speakers. I don't think there's a sound card or anything like that in my little piece of crap.
Modem: 56K V.90 PCI Windows Modem
Memory: A stinky 32MB of RAM
CD-ROM Drive: 24x Max
Floppy Disk Drive: Your standard 3.5 floppy

There. Go ahead and laugh.