John Cena Fired From The WWE!

[ToonFaithful]

"World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of RAW Superstar John Cena as of today, April 1st, 2011. WWE wishes John the best in all future endeavors."

...Ouch, I was looking forward to his match with the Miz..oh well. Looks like the winner of the match by forfeit goes to....

 

[bigddan11]

Not so fast my friend. It appears that the situation will be addressed tonight on SmackDown! and a new #1 contender is expected to be named on the show. The new #1 contender should come as a surprise to all as nobody every expected to see him again.

Not only is The Boogeyman the new #1 contender, but the WWE has also revealed that Boogeyman will be allowed to use whatever weapons he wants to while Miz can use nothing but his toes. The WWE has also revealed they have completed a real life weapon that can't be beaten first imagined by 4Kids.

 

[Master Toon]

I know this is April Fools Day but don't play with people's emotions like that. I was almost done ordering special catering for the "Thank goodness Cena is gone" party before I realized it wasn't real.

 

[Mr. Pedro]

Thank goodness cousin Juan is still available to be plunked in at the last mi..........oh wait. D:<

 

[Wonderwall]

What's John Dinner doing in the iMPACT ZONE!

 

[KPTitan]

Miles Jackson is smiling in his grave.