Death Clock

KCJ506

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I found this a little while ago, so it's probably old, but it's still fun for a kick.

This site will tell you when you are going to die. Let's all post our death dates, and see if anyone has the same.

NOTE: THIS IS TO BE FOR FUN ONLY, AND IN NO WAY SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AS NO ONE CAN PREDICT WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

www.deathclock.com

Here's mine:

Date of Birth: 5-6-84

Date of Death: 2-15-58

Crap I'll die when I'm only 73.
 
Birth day: May 4, 1987

Death Day: Wednesday, May 19, 2049

Holy Hell, I'm going to die at the age of 62??:eek:
 
Okay....

DOB: 11/18/90

Date of Death: Jan. 30, 2070

I'm going to be 80 when I die! :D
 
March 34, 2036, which means I day at the ripe old age of 50.

I find that measurement odd, given that I have a good BMI, but whatever. Apparently being a pessimist knocks, like, twenty years off your lifespan.

And I really wanted to see Haley's Comet in 2063, too...
 
*embraces Norse lineage on both parents' sides*

My family has a history of longevity. I'm told my great-grandfather smoked gigantic cigars all the time, and even ate pure animal fat, and he lived to be 100. Barring life-threatening accidents that could happen at any time, I could very well be one of the few to see Halley's Comet twice.
 
na im never gunna die jk, ugh i would guess i would die when im 94
 
Wh.... 116? What is your secret?!


Anyway, I'll be 79... which will be going against my lineage. I've got relatives that died when they were 105!

EDIT: not taking it serious.
 
Tenku said:
Wh.... 116? What is your secret?!
Weird genetics probably

I had a hole in my heart the size of a quarter that sealed itself
 
Sunday, December 27, 2043

And right after Christmas too. XD

Oh well, I'm pleased.
 
[font=ms sans serif, verdana]Your Personal Day of Death is... [/font][font=ms sans serif, verdana]Monday, February 4, 2036[/font]



So much for making the 27 Club. :shrug:

And yes, us pessimists really do get the staft here.
 
Heh the BMI thing doesn't account for Muscle/fat ratio

Also if you keep clicking the link tot ell you the time/day/year, it constantly changes
 
Thursday, August 19, 2077

So, I'll be about short of my 90th Birthday when I die.
 
[font=ms sans serif, verdana]Thursday, June 3, 2083. Looks like I'm going to beat my grandpa.
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...

April 19, 2005. Whoops.


randomguy said:
March 34, 2036
When did March get a 34th?
 
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WOO HOO HOO!
I'll be 108!
2096! :D
 
DOB 6/6/1984

Date of Death: 1/12/2034 :eek:

Forty-Nine! Crap! Anyone want my stereo?
 
I'll die when I'm 53.

That's what I get for being a pessimist.:sad:
 
HumanoidTyphoon said:
When did March get a 34th?
In the distant future after earth's second moon crashes into the sea and destroys half of asia causing the Mer-Men of Atlantis to rise up and overthrow their human overlords by developing a doom ray that ends up exploding and causing the planet to be kicked out of orbit...

thus extending the year
 
HumanoidTyphoon said:
When did March get a 34th?
When my hand slipped. Sorry about that.

So instead, I die on the 31st, losing another three days. Darn.
 

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