This is a taaale of which I do not exaggerate! Disney has risen and given us a song of which I hate! I try not to streeetch nor distort! Alas, I just despise the Moooorning Report! I'd rather travel to Japan and buy the DVD import! Just so I don't have to listen to the Mooorning Report! To whomever put up the original version, you're an example of perfection! Hopefully, it'd stay up, without detection! I'd rather be forced to eeeat a frog's wart! Then ever listen toooo the Moooorniiing Repooort! When it comes to the Morning Report, I must confess, it's one song I truly despise! To whoever thought it was good, they were not very wise! It's a song so bad, it makes me furious! To those who actually like it, elaborate, for I am curious! As I conclude this post that is painfuuul and short! Subject yourseeelf to the Moooooorrrrniiiiiiiing Reeeepooooort!
-Shrugs- I was bored.