Recent content by Patrick Bateman

For the first time in ages I was off work on Friday night, so I got to watch an entire episode of SmackDown. Some random thoughts and criticisms: - When Ken Kennedy's music hit, I accidentally threw the TV remote because I put my fist in the air. If they're going to have him call matches...

ROFL! I'm going to see this just for the hilarity of it.

My sis and I did that on Christmas. Started at 6 a.m. and watched Episode I, Episode II, Clone Wars vols. 1 and 2, Episodes III, IV, V, and VI. They flow incredibly well, and the new films really make you hurt for Darth Vader in the Original Trilogy. Hell, now when I watch the OT, I find...

Nor should he? He's had it for 9 damn months and WWE's core audience, not the internet smarks but their actual core audience hates his guts. I don't see how he should keep going the way he is. BTW, Shelton Benjamin could carry David Arquette to a good wrestling match. Cena deserves no...

I hope to god that WWE was paying attention to the crowd reaction during Cena/Benjamin. I only heard squeeling pre-teen girls and little kids chanting "Let's go, Cena!", and the men (WWE's CORE audience), chanting "Let's go, Shelton!". Also, did anyone else hear the rain of boos every time...

Mal: "There he is! That's the yellow gorram bastard that stole my pretty floral bonnet! Shoot 'im, Jayne!" BTW: I hope Jayne is actually aiming at you for claiming that Angel sucks.

Harleen Quinzell/Harley Quinn has NO place in these films. She's a ridiculous character that was bad enough in the animated series, and plain and simple ruined The Joker in the comics. Keep that animated crap out of these films, please. For villain cameos, I'd like to see some that would...

I'm sure he'll be okay. He hasn't passed away, and he regained conciousness so his stay at the hospital is really nothing more than just to make sure they don't let him go about his way before making sure he's safe. My dad has had this happen three times, because of irregular blood levels, but...

That's exactly how he's ruining it. He barely shows up yet they still waste 15 minutes of airtime on his spooky lights and druids when the man himself never even shows. It's ludicrous. And yeah, I'll withdraw the death statement. I just get so angry with him. In the last three years he's...

I'll just stop quoting right there. When did I say anything about high flying spotfests when I said that he was a garbage wrestler? I'm so sick of that. If someone says that some slow out of shape bastard can't wrestle, one of his fanboys comes in and ASSUMES that you're some TNA mark. No...

That doesn't make it any better. He basically just lost all of his heat. He lost to Undertaker at WrestleMania (when he should have gone over), and now again in Hell in a Cell. What the hell is Taker getting out of this? And long time fan or no, shouldn't matter. I'm a long time Steve Austin...

Has anyone read the WrestleCrap book "The Death of WCW"? Shocking how many comparisons you can draw between 2000-2001 WCW and the current WWE product. Mark Calloway is the new Hulk Hogan. He's a cancer that will kill SmackDown. Vince needs to stop trying to be Mr. Tough Guy with all his other...

Typical WWE. They don't care about what wrestling fans want. They only care about what Vince wants to see - which is NEVER what we want to see.

UGH. How can they keep doing this? For the love of god, WWE keep burying the future of their company in an effort to get some injury prone old fart who's his own biggest mark over. I f'ing HATE Mark Calloway. I HATE him. Honestly, I wish he'd just die or be parylized as it's the only way guys...

Oh my god, that's horrible. Matt was my favorite contestant on Tough Enough III. I was incredibly happy when he won and have been hoping to see him in WWE soon. I'd say I hope he's able to get back in the ring soon, but screw that - I just hope Matt's able stay healthy period. He seemed like...