Recent content by Jethro_McB

Low I preface stories that I tell my friends with, "Now remember, I'm not terribly bright." Even though I'm in a top-tier university, and make decent enough grades, I'm dumb as a brick and only slightly more attractive. I have a constant feeling that I'm about to get myself into a...

The Internet: Making Decisions For You Since 1996. Honestly, just remember what Andrew WK says in "Party Hard" - You gotta do what you like, and like what you do. You might wanna scout other jobs before you just up and quit this one, though.

Every game is monotonous after a while. I like Phantom Crash because it's just an offline deathmatch kinda game. It's fast, mindless action - if that's what you want, it DELIVERS.

Phantom Crash. Fast-paced mech shooter. Like Armored Core on speed.

It's a preview, first off, not a review. Second, it would have been better had you linked to the article and written a bit about why you are excited about it and whatnot. This would foster more discussion than just posting a big ol' preview with no real input from the author of the post. I...

Hey, sounds like you could land one pretty soon...:p Gunbound is horribly addicting. But I hate it when you get in a game where nobody talks...talking helps pass the time while you're waiting.

My guess is that the bourough that Fry's Cryo-freeze place was in was NOT damaged in the attack, and is still in good condition in 3000. New York City is a big place, and the aliens couldn't have blown up ALL of it in one pass (that's why they came back to blow up the castle.) At least that's...

My favorite Family Guy reference gags: - Pac-Man's seperation. The way Pac-Man looks, with the cigarette dangling from his lower lip...golden. - Brian watching the "Lief Garett: Behind the Music" and mouthing out all the dialogue. For some reason, the shot of him with a martini, matching...

More Emory and Oglethorpe is a GOOD THING. Screw the Mooninites, let's just get some more wacky Neptunians on the air. "Vat is dat ova zeea? Oh, it's Melt-DisneyWorld!" "You vill become melty, jaa?"

More realistic: PlayStation 3: - Armored Core 4x Deluxe Runner Edition: The Game - Fantavision 2: Electric Boogaloo - Tekken Kart neXtBox: - Halo 3: The Circling - MechAssault 2 - neXtBox Live! Starter Kit (Must have if you want to really enjoy the previous two games)...

In the order that I got each system: NES: Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt pack-in, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers from...I think my Godparents GameBoy (Original, Green-screen Brick Kind): Super Mario Land 2 and Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Super Nintendo: NCAA Basketball, NHL Hockey, and...

Do it, man. BUY THE BOX. I bought GCN first, then PS2, then XBox just this past May. I can safely say that the XBox is probably my most-played console right now (hands are still numb from playing Unreal Championship on Live...rumble-tastic.) There are a lot of good games out there, all of...

Umm, d00d, I think we're supposed to not talk about that. Even though everybody and their mother knows what it's all about. The moral of the story is: Don't talk about that no more. All y'all.

Somebody post that ad from E3 where the guy is playing the N-Gage, and his face looks like it was hit with a 2x4. Then backed over with a Pickup Truck. I love that picture, it makes me want to buy* an N-Gage** RIGHT NOW. From all accounts, this system is the epitome of "teh suck."...

You know, the title to this post reminds me of a funny story...I go into my High School one morning, Junior year I think, through one of the side entrances. My friend Dan is standing at the end of the hall, he runs over at me as soon as I get in and is all like "GUESS WHO DIED?!" all excited...