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I may have committed some... light treason. (On a serious note, I started the first annual thread years and years and YEARS ago and I'm honored that this tradition is continuing to this day.)

Simple words cannot do my reaction justice.

ROCK/HOGAN? My God, it's once in a lifetime!

That is fantastic. I've always wanted to see a bizarre, confusing situation where the team has to kick the ball back out of the endzone -- only in America.

Fair enough. Any way I can take a cabinet position until we can dissolve this power and I can re-take over (my back is hurting today so it's probably out of the question)? Somewhere close to the cereal?

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm head asplode.

Hulk Hogan has NO CHANCE against Sgt. Slaughter. And neither does this guy going up against Snuka...what's his name again? The Overtaker or something?

I also hear they're moving the endzones to the 50 yard line for "higher scoring games, like basketball".

"OK, who would like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth." "We just call it a sausage."

I always wondered why they offered a trip to Universal Studios in the prize package when I would clearly already be there for the game show.

C&C - Big O - "Stripes" [4/1] Yes, you heard me.

Do not order the Skip's Scramble. (Side note: Lord Dalek, thank you so much for keeping the annual Arrested Development quote thread alive. When I started this six years ago today I had no idea it'd still be going. It's pretty remarkable.) Don't be an Ann-hog!

I never authorized that, so it didn't actually exist. ;)

Did you get your promotion?

This thread is adorable and all, but I'm definitely sure that I already declared myself the ruler of TZ. Eight years ago.