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Yay! We are approaching the final three! However, this guy will not be a part of it: TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 11: GREAT SCOTT! The Total Drama series has had its fair share of villainous characters: among them, Duncan, the bad boy with the green mohawk, skull shirt...

REMAINING CONTESTANTS: CAMERON - The seemingly scrawny bubble boy who somehow defied the odds and made it farther than expected LIGHTNING - The jock who is strong on brawn, but short on brain SCOTT - The sneaky villain wannabe with a questionable strategy ZOEY - The indie girl who is into...

TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 10: YOU GOTTA GO, JO, YOU'RE ON THE SHOW NO MO' Looking for all the world like Sue Sylvester from Glee, Jo is a force to be reckoned with. Like Eva from Season 1, she is a physical competitor. She is an asset to any team, and believe me...

REMAINING CONTESTANTS: CAMERON - The seemingly scrawny bubble boy who somehow defied the odds and made it farther than expected JO - A girl who has no problem owning the guys - both physically and mentally LIGHTNING - The jock who is strong on brawn, but short on brain SCOTT - The sneaky...

Merge time, baby! And we lose one of the more larger-than-life characters... or should we say we lose almost half of the remaining cast? You'll see what I mean when we get to this retrospective! TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 9: OPEN MIKE NIGHT Total Drama has never had a...

MUTANT MAGGOTS: Cameron, Mike, Scott, Zoey TOXIC RATS: Jo, Lightning Wow, an episode where Chef plays a major role! This could be interesting... let's see what our resident chef can cook up!

Just as soon as she comes back into the game, she has to leave again! So now I'm going to have to make my retrospective about Dakota this week! It'll be like the last one I made about her, only slightly spruced up! TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 8: YOU CAN'T AVOID THE...

MUTANT MAGGOTS: Cameron, Dakota, Mike, Scott, Zoey TOXIC RATS: Jo, Lightning This is particularly weird because not only has Dakota returned to the game, but Chris has also placed her on the team with more members, putting the Rats at a further disadvantage. The word "fair" doesn't exist in...

And the other: TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 7: JERSEY SCORE Ah, Anne Maria, the Snooki of the cast. That hair, as well as her tan, stood her apart from the other twelve cast members! She was part of the Mike-Zoey love triangle whenever "Vito" entered the picture, and she...

Two ousters in one episode means twice the retrospectives this week! Let's start with Brick's elimination: TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 6: BRICK HOUSE Brick McArthur is the Army enthusiast who hopes his military training will get him one step closer to the million dollar...

MUTANT MAGGOTS: Anne Maria, Cameron, Mike, Scott, Zoey TOXIC RATS: Brick, Jo, Lightning The random player swap could very well change things! Now that the Rats no longer have Scott on their team, they could very well win this challenge... I mean, they have three strong people on their team...

Why is it that all of my retrospectives so far this season have been about members of the Toxic Rats? Oh well, here's another one. TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 5: PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM Sam is the couch potato gamer who sounds an awful lot like Seth Rogen. He can find the...

MUTANT MAGGOTS: Anne Maria, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Zoey TOXIC RATS: Brick, Lightning, Sam, Scott A fashion challenge? These challenges get weirder and weirder every season! Still, seems like the kind of thing Anne Maria would be interested in! I guess the Maggots will probably win another...

No! Not Dawn! Scott is so going to pay... In the meantime, after a weeklong hiatus, here's my latest retrospective! TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND RETROSPECTIVE 4: BREAKING DAWN Dawn is the Luna Lovegood of the cast. She is always in touch with nature and has a habit of reading people...

TOXIC RATS: Brick, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott MUTANT MAGGOTS: Anne Maria, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Zoey Ah, the water challenge! Every season of Total Drama has had at least one of these, and you'll be lucky if you find even one on Survivor nowadays! Let's see if these ten teens have their sea legs!